(After I make a dirty joke about a bed commercial)
Ty: "My girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen."
Me: "You love me."
Ty: "I like that you keep having to remind me of that."
Me: "You're stuck with me."
Ty: "Are you saying there's no way out of this?"
Me: "That's what I'm saying."
Ty: "Sounds like a challenge."
We're so nice to each other. :)